101 bad things about a then-witch

from personal experiences and vindictive remarks of tactless mouths.

1.    i am envious.

2.    i doubt, as always.

3.    i procrastinate.

4.    i care less.

5.    i discriminate.

6.    i despise stinky people.

7.    i commit mistakes.

8.    i am insensitive.

9.    i think ill of other people.

10. i sleep till noon.

11. i sin.

12. i am more than lazy.

13. i love mr. solitude.(which other people find hard to understand)

14. i hate the moon.(pls wait until i get the audacity to publish my post regarding this)

15. i am oh-so good in dispatching people.

16. i sour grape.

17. i make people feel bad. (and these people hate me but well, i absolutely, do not need them or them making me feel how bad i am,too. )

18. i hold grudges.

19. i have two left feet.

20. i sing out of tune melodies.

21. i am often late.

22. i skip meals.

23. i have ears that cannot tolerate noise.

24. i am bad with confrontation.

25. i put make up on wee hours and sleep with it which is torture to my skin.

26. i am forgetful.

27. i am selfish.

28. i am always right.

29. i have a bad habit of doing horrific stuff to my pitiful locks.

30. i am a mess. sometimes, a big mess.

31. i do not trust people.

32. i write nonsense things.

33. i have mood swings.

34. i am a funny person. (so, lemme show you what SCARY means!)

35. i am a brat.

36. i have a voice that is either too loud, sometimes so high-pitch, or too soft. but never well-modulated.

37. i say the wrong words.

38. i am scared. yes, so scared. you will never believe it.

39. i do not listen.

40. i dress histrionically. (i think i am not anymore!)

41. i am drastically a boring person.

42. i am an abuser of the unconscious process of getting away-slash-protection, only that in my case, i always know.

43. i don’t go to church every Sunday.

44. i mutely complain.

45. i am, most of the blue days, irrational.

46. i cannot speak in front of different (strange) faces without experiencing a severe frantic attack.

47. i do not believe that we should confess our sins through a priest.

48. i cram, endlessly and pointlessly. (weh)

49. ... 50 .... 51...

and YES! i didn’t make it to 101. see, i’m not that bad after all. hihi.

okay. i think i wrote this kinda 2 years ago. Found this from files of unwanted papers in my Mbox (memory box). It was entitled 101 bad things blah blah but i do not think i finished writing the 53 more. Maybe, i ran out of time or ran out of ink or paper? Or maybe, there really can’t be 101. haha, hooray to me! Well, I do not even remember my objective for writing 48 indignant things against my own self (which could cause future severe damages). Maybe i was into some help-self project like “reformatting crazy Gladi”. aw, i do not know, really!

actually, when i saw this, i was like, oh really? are these all? and at the same time, are these all true? i must just be kidding myself!  i don’t remember me being this and that... and before i wrestle with my own writing, i decided to post it here and maybe, i can know from you. or maybe you can add more.